Reports on a great night to be a Philly fan!

It was supposed to start like this:

But instead it started like this:

Then this:

Some more glamour shots from the night:

88 yard TD throw on the first play from scrimmage.

28 points in the first quarter (Largest lead for a road team after one quarter in NFL history), 45 at half.

Vick was the first QB to throw for 300+ yards throwing, 4+ throwing TDs, 2+ rushing TDs, 50+ rushing yards.

There's more.

The Birds annihilated the Redskins 59-28 tonight. It was a stupid, ridiculous performance by Michael Vick (read stats above). And he still hasn't thrown a INT since that whole jail thang. Dude went off tonight, just in time to ruin THIS. We pooped on their defense, Vick looked like he was on gear 5 with the Skins D stuck in first. Our D didn't play spectacular, but they got the job done, allowing ZERO THIRD DOWN CONVERSIONS by Donny and the Mighty Skins Offense. Our recievers were catching everything, guys like Jerome Harrison stepped up and had great games, and overall the team played as good as the Ducks after they changed jerseys in the end of D2. And by the fourth quarter, it was less attended than a Nationals' game. Although it was raining, so I woulda left if I was a Redskins fan.

The Flyers took care of the Senators for their 7th straight home win, going 9-0-1 in their last 10. They were really impressive, scoring first and putting the game away late. Briere scored first on a nice tip in, Giroux added a nice, quick thinking one timer from Richards, who added 2 goals of his own late, including a shorthanded breakaway. Bob was solid in goal, and it seemed like every line was producing. Really a strong performance, too bad it kinda got overshadowed by Michael Vick.

And if anyone took the half hour to watch the Weeds finale, it was fucking crazy. I did not expect Plan C.

Call me optimistic, but today was a great Monday. And well, that just means this is gonna be a great week.

PHUCK THE RECORD BOOKS, LOVE PHILLY

-Sean

Some shitty and scary photoshops of Stuart Scott's eyes on other peoples faces

This is bad. I'm really hungover. Like reaaaaaaally hungover. Has anyone tried 4Loko Lemon Lime? It's their new flavor. "Tastes like Sprite, gets ya drunk like cocaine" -Cha$e Lee Dickenz. And its by far the most visually appealing can.

Anyways here's some freaky shit, the product a solid Thirstday night 1 of Halloweekend.

For Jorgen:

AND BY THE WAY WHO GOT THIS EMAIL AND CHEEEEEESED. Haha of course its the fucking day after I was Loko myself.

Personally I think this is hilarious. Yeah the stuffs dangerous, but they still sell it for THREE DOLLARS A CAN at the corner store thats takes thirty five seconds to walk to from my house. Sue me. I also think the timing is perfect, right before Halloween weekend...OH WAIT it already started last night for me, starring Ms. Four Loko Lemon Lime herself.

So there it is, some shitty photoshops and an email from the University, all the product of 4 Loko. Cheers

PHUCK CONVENTIONAL DRINKING, LOVE PHILLY

-Mister M