Some hilarious shit

The Onion is a great source for news. If you like cheesin, usually at the expense of dumbass Americans and network news, then theonion.com is a website you should frequent. And today they have an article written by the Phightin's own Roy cHall-all-day. If you know anything about the Onion, you'll know that this article was definitely written by Roy himself. Peep it here.

PHUCK CONVENTIONAL NEWS OUTLETS, LOVE PHILLY

-bawn chilliam scott