Sunday, November 28, 2010

Thanksgiving Break a.k.a. Gettin' My White Person On

How was yer break?
I spent mine doing all things honky.
Thursday started off as any Thanksgiving should, with the annual Martelli-Eriksen Family Turkey Bowl. It was a rainy one, but I persevered with a solid TD catch, and it was a great game.
Then of course came the food. My pops grilled a turkey that was brined in lemon and earl grey tea. Shit was juicy and delicious. Jorgen's pops hit up the traditional style, and it was fuckin awesome too. Everything else was stellar.
The nightcap was the newest Thanksgiving tradition, a.k.a. the Gobbler Classic at First State Lanes. That's right folks, late night cosmic red pin bowling, complete with friends, pitchers, farts, shitty pop music videos, and a solid personal average of 133.6 over 5 games.
Friday was pretty hungover. The only way to cure that was to booze down in Newark. Which is actually a pretty fun place when all those asshole UD students aren't there.
Saturday I went on a hike up in the Granogue/Brandywine Valley with some cousins and aunts and uncles, probably my whitest moment all weekend. Nature fuckin rules. Followed that up by watching Crazy Heart with my parents. Sounds lame, but Jeff Bridges fuckin kills it, and that movie almost had me in tears. Almost, Maggie. Fuck, even Colin Farrell was good!

Anyways, it's Sunday now. FOOTBALL IS ON. Watchin this Pack-Falcons game. A-Rodg is killin it, except that fumble in the end zone. First of two big NFC matchups this week, with the Birds and Bears duking it out at 4 in ChiCity. That's right, the four top teams clashing today (ATL 8-2, PHI-GB-CHI 7-3). This Eagles game is gonna be intense, our offense needs to go buckwild, and our secondary needs to hold strong without Asante (although I dig this new dude Dimitri Patterson).

Hope everyone enjoyed their break, see you Temple bitches back in the Ghetto tomorrow. I've had it enough with this cracker Wilmington stuff.

PHUCK WHITE PEOPLE SHIT, LOVE PHILLY

-Seansy

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