Look, Cholly. If you keep saying such hilarious things, I'm gonna keep making terrible photoshop visualizations of your statements

This time it was about Roy Oswalt blowing through Sam Perlozzo's stop sign to score on Polanco's single in the 7th. Said during his postgame press conference I believe, the comments were extremely baffling. But when you think about it, they really weren't...

I applaud Charlie not only for his great quotes, but also for letting Oswalt bat in the 7th inning during a one run game. Turns out Roy gets a single and ends up scoring an important insurance run, while looking totally badass sliding safely into home. I'd like to see Ross Gload do that...

And Roy pitched a hell of a game by the way. Keeping the ball after Charlie visited the mound in the 8th was especially legit. And fanning Burrell, on a classic Pat the Bat strikeout whiff.

PHUCK THIRD BASE COACHES, LOVE PHILLY

-shaun maurtelly